The None Corrupt Dictatorship of Nord Norge is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Immortal-Emperor Oceanblood with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 2.814 billion Nord Norsks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rose City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nord Norsk economy, worth 656 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 233,364 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nord Norge's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nord Norge is ranked 5,970^th in the world and 236^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,078.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.